Retreating to Write in Style
I have a manuscript due on Nov.1. In true TAS fashion, I'm cutting it as close to the wire as possible.
No. Let me correct that statement.
In NEW improved fashion, I'm cutting it as close to the wire as possible, but I'm determined to actually MAKE my deadline. As in, send that email with attachment BEFORE, say, Nov14.
So since this is the last weekend before deadline, I spent most of last week running around going, "I should be writing, I should be writing, why am I not writing?" (because you're working at your DAY JOB, dumb-dumb).
And then, the most amazing Mr. Stanley said, "I've got a bunch of Hilton Honors points that are going to expire. You can use them this weekend. Just pick a Hilton property."
He probably thought I'd go for the Hampton Inn by the airport.
I opted for the Cincinnatian Hotel, which is a part of the Hilton "Curio Collection." I thought that sounded fancy and literary, so that's where I went. Their website says the Curio Collection contains unique and historic hotels. I'm not sure why the Netherland Plaza Hilton isn't on that list, too, but that's another post.
I started my journey from work on Friday afternoon, and decided to take a Lyft downtown--parking would have been $50-70 for the weekend, and while I'm not entirely comfortable with all this newfangled ride service business, I requested a ride. My phone battery immediately crapped out and it took me a few panicked minutes to get it back on long enough to find out that someone named Dontee was indeed on his way in a white Charger. Not riding one, but that would have been cool, too (I said that right, didn't I? As in, "He rode in on his white charger to save the day"). Anyway, I had a nice ride with Dontee on the way downtown. It turns out that he grew up in Hamilton, Ohio, and I'm from Middletown, which is right next door, so we're practically related.
I was greeted and checked in by a lovely fellow who thought it was really cool that I was there to finish a book, because he used to work at a Borders.
I was given a room on the third floor, and I headed up.
As soon as I got off the elevator and looked to my right and saw my door, I maybe should have gone back and requested something a little less...accessible. Not only was the third floor elevator area open to the rest of the hotel below, my room was right next to that area...so it wasn't the quietest place in the world, especially not the weekend before Halloween, when there were apparently several big parties not only downtown, but in the hotel.
I went in and dropped my stuff, and all I can say is WOW.
I'm trying to upload the video I shot to send Mr. Stanley, not sure if it works or not. I should probably spring for the website upgrade so I can embed such things, but...
The room was A-Mazing. Nice and big and bright, uncluttered, with plenty of plug in spots for my laptop and phone and stuff.
But the bathroom. Oh. My. God. This bathroom was the BOMB. There was a big giant glassed in shower, about a jillion lights, a TV and stereo system, and the best bathtub in any hotel I've ever been in--though to be honest, I don't get in many hotel bathtubs. My friend Kristin told me she worked as a hotel maid, and they never did more than swab the tub out with a dirty towel from the previous residents, and that grossed me out enough that it's got to be a really cool tub if I'm going to get in.
This one was worth the risk. It was big, and deep, and not too long (so I could prop my feet up on the other end) and it had programmable jets and multi-color lights.
The only issue I had was that the jets made so much noise that I couldn't hear the TV--though I don't watch TV in my own amazing bathtub, so...whatever. And then when I turned off the jets to hear the TV, after a few seconds it did this bizarre drying cycle thing where it tried to clean out the jets or something, so it got noisy again.
Hint: If you want to watch TV in the tub, don't turn the jets on first.
Okay, so that was nice.
I put on my yoga pants and got to work.
I got a lot of writing done. I even took a bunch of food with me because A) I'm doing this Whole 30 thing and eating out is just not do-able in most cases and B) I didn't want too many excuses for leaving the room, and C) Who wants to pay hotel prices for food?
There was free breakfast, though, which I got because of Mr. Stanley's Diamond Club status, so I went down for that.
The coffee was awful. It was about twice as strong as it needed to be--and I'm a writer, we'll drink coffee that cops and truck drivers won't touch--and it tasted like it was that strong because it had been boiled down or something. I even asked for a fresh cup and it was bad.
The service was good the first day, a little iffy the second (the coffee was slightly less horrible, but the K-cups in the room were still better). The eggs and sausage tasted weird the second day, but I at most of my food and I'm still alive.
I did decide to splurge on dinner Saturday night. I even put on my bra and pants that button, and went down to the little pub. There were no regular tables...not even any small bar height tables. It was sit at the bar alone, sit at an 8-top bar-height table alone, or sit in a hipster coffee shop couch area alone.
I opted for the couch area, and picked up a menu. And sat there for fifteen minutes without being waited on.
Okay, no biggie. I'd been thinking about room service anyway. So I went back upstairs, picked up the phone, and pushed the room service button. Busy. I tried it off and on for twenty minutes, then gave up and tried the front desk. Same thing. A conspiracy? Or a malfunction?
Back down I went. Lovely Borders Bookstore Guy said he'd call engineering and suggested I go to the bar, order my food, and have it delivered as room service. So back I went to the same bar where I was ignored thirty minutes before. This time I stood by the bar until the bartender noticed me and summoned a server, who took my order.
The Cobb salad they brought was enormous and not terrible (thought the plastic wrap-covered glass of ice water tasted weird, too, so I skipped that).
The engineering guy came by and was like, "Yep. It's broke. I'll leave a note for my supervisor." In other words, "Good thing you've got a cell phone."
In the meanwhile, I did get all the way to "THE END" of Last Chance Cowboy. Okay, yeah, I still need and epilogue, but whatever. It's the end of the main part.
So overall, my retreat weekend:
Accommodations: 4.2/5 I took off a point for the noisy room and .2 for the messed up phone situation, but I add back in .4 because Big. White. Bed. Pillows. I do love me some Hilton bedding.
Food: 2.5/5 The service was slow, the coffee was shite and the eggs tasted funny.
Goal accomplishment: 5/5. I finished the book! Woot!
1/7/2020 04:53:14 am
Developing your own writing style is what you need to do. If you just continue to use other people's styles, then you will never grow as an individual. I feel like people need to go and check the imagine that they want to spread. Personally, I feel like there are lots of people out there who want to go and just start their own careers, and this is the first part of it. Develop your style, that is what you need to do.
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